... I'm really quite boring. So I'll just state the only vaguely relevant information:

Crit greatly encouraged, technical points preferable. Feel free to actually get down to the nitty gritty - I'm not made of glass, prone to flying into a thousand pieces because you wanted to point out some faulty logic path. 'Sides, I like comments like that more. :)

Feel free to contact me, at any time. I will try to respond as promptly and as coherently as possible.

Whooooooosh!